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It is a time-honored tradition in Blottosobia to help out others. In fact, on National Help Out Others Day, Blottosobians sometimes get into bloody street fights over who gets to help whom.

About us
Out Team is like a bright beacon in a dark and lonely storm. Or else, we are like a lemon meringue pie.

You don't have to live in the Republic of Blottosobia to celebrate the character, values, and traditions of its people. Things like saying the first thing that pops into your head without thinking, eating lots of fried food, having substantial arm hair, wearing raincoats inside out, and being kind to squirrels.

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